February 2012
1 post
We’re moving out of our Darlinghurst apartment tomorrow because our landlord is a massive cunt who coincidentally decided not to renew out lease 24 hours after we told her it was a legal requirement for her to fix our air-conditioning, under the NSW Rental Tenancy Act, 2010. Now this sucks for many reasons. Partly because we’d just just dropped a few hundred pimping up the terrace...
January 2012
4 posts
December 2011
2 posts
“cray-cray-bad-at-phone?? ohhh her native american indian name!” i love that my friends understand me -ED
9am Friday at the corner of Crown and Foveaux, there’s a crazy old bat carrying an enormous bunch of lilies singing ‘Just a Gigalo’ by Louis Prima at the top of his lungs.
Amazing.
November 2011
11 posts
“Every fall into love involves the triumph of hope over self-knowledge. We fall...”
“every man should have daily read of the newspaper and a sense of humour, as...”
– could i love you MORE tom ford? -ED
October 2011
7 posts
walking to The Shakespeare for $10 $12 parmies, on a cold Sydney Sunday; it’s raining, about 16 degrees.
about a dozen pimply, tattooed, bow-legged bros in Glue Store singlets and white kung fu slippers with a few slightly chubby girls in belts skirts / cellulite-revealing cut-offs and boob tubes, standing outside the City Crown Motel on Crown street in Surry Hills, obviously awaiting their...
September 2011
4 posts
1 tag
3 tags
August 2011
10 posts
middle class guilt
so i saw two pretty harrowing movies with ED at the canadian film festival last week. one was about photojournalists documenting the brutality of apartheid in south africa and one was about a woman who blows the whistle on a human trafficking and sex-slave scandal involving a US military contractor in post-war Bosnia.
heavy.
so walking home from circular quay late on saturday night after the...
Hot Lecturer: blah blah so Gertrude Stein was friendly with artists like Picasso and writers such as Ernest Hemingway, who I’m sure you’re all very familiar with blah blah ED’s brain: hmmmm well I haven’t read anything he’s written but I had cocktails at Hemingway’s in LA once and saw Dree Hemingway at a music festival, so basically yeah, pretty familiar
do the dip!
so we went ice skating on satty night and then to the dip for dinner. i think the key is to be drunk BEFORE you eat there cos i was just kinda whelmed by my dinner but i returned to good god circa three hours later and man i would have smashed the shit out of those pulled pork nachos at that point in the evening. also yeh, we are pretty good ice skaters. -ED
July 2011
13 posts
strutting through Adelaide (!) airport on Friday morning wearing these babies because they didn’t fit in my hand luggage, only to step on a plastic bottle top… left knee gives way, entire body hits the deck in slow-motion, bags go flying… all in front of two police officers. FML.
-DS
awkward
DS: ew that girl is wearing nude patent platform peeptoes
JK: oo i have those!
“remember that you live in a country where drinkable water comes out of a tap inside your house, and the power runs 24 hours a day. This in itself is a goddamn privilege, and if you are going to bitch and moan about having to pay for that privilege, you can bugger off and die in a ditch.
Because you do not have a right to this way of life. No-one does. We just have the extreme good fortune...
Reasons I'm a shit person
Asked a girl at work if she wanted to sign Nicole’s farewell card.
She said ” … I’m Nicole”.
- SN
The internet... is that thing still around?
News.com.au is reporting today that Australian retailers are struggling to keep up with the online shopping habits of Australian consumers, with more people admitting to ‘window shopping’ in store, and then finding the best price online elsewhere.
Leaving aside the question of whether the red Ksubi jeans I’ve had my eye on are relevant / bloggable / worth my dollars, (boyf says...
